I can’t even start to say how gross The Human Bean is. The Human Bean just opened in January 2016 and from Snowy Mocha to Green Apple Raspberry Rock Star the only thing the human bean expresses is disgust.

Snowy Mocha, Chocolate Smoothie, Java Chip Granita and Green Apple Raspberry Rockstar are only some of the many flavors I have tried.

I’ve never been a big fan of mochas, but the Snowy Mocha was by far the worst. The Snowy Mocha consists of white chocolate, espresso and steamed milk, but to be quite honest, all I tasted was bad milk and water.

The good thing about The Human Bean, however, is that they don’t have overly nice employees that make it awkward by staring into your soul and wanting to learn every single thing about you. The employees are respectable and they go super fast with your order.

I ordered a Green Apple Raspberry Rockstar once and it was absolutely delicious. It had a red tint to it. The second and third time I ordered it, the color was green and yellow, which threw me off. The fourth time I ordered it, the lady asked me what flavor Rockstar I wanted. The consistency with their drinks is super off.

With every drink ordered the employees give you a chocolate covered coffee bean, which is super cute but absolutely disgusting. The bean tastes like cardboard.

Overall I don’t really enjoy the Human Bean.

by LINDA MOODI