I don’t even want to butter this up, Twilight sucks.
Before all you girls tell me that I need to just “give it a chance” or that I “shouldn’t judge a good book based on a movie version of it” let me start out by saying that I have read the first thirty pages of the first book. Let’s just say that after reading those first thirty pages, I was so emotionally scarred that I couldn’t pick up a book until I was forced to some months later for AP Literature.
And then there’s the movie. It’s just as bad as the book, except this time the main character is played by a guy who looks wasted all the time and sparkles! I wouldn’t say everyone loves this stuff: plenty of people including myself hate it, but I have made it my life goal to snap all of my female friends out of their hypnotic state and to rid the world of this evil.
But hey, let’s be grateful. At least Nick Jonas isn’t in it right?
By CHAD TUCKER
